Lokischi
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HEY mAN
What do hippy horses eat? Hay, man.
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"i more than just a man in a silly red cape"
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Apr/2/2015, 7:59 pm
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atimnie
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Re: HEY mAN
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says, why the long face?
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Apr/3/2015, 2:14 pm
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divastar32160
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Re: HEY mAN
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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May/9/2015, 5:02 am
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atimnie
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Re: HEY mAN
So much for keeping it clean.
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May/9/2015, 10:38 am
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Messup434
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Lol 
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May/14/2015, 9:25 pm
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divastar32160
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Re: HEY mAN
A Scottish mother visits her
son in his New York City apartment and asks, “How do you find the Americans, Donald?”
“Mother,” says Donald, “they’re such noisy people. One neighbor won’t stop banging his head against the wall, while the other screams and screams all night long.”
“Oh, Donald! How do you manage to put up with them?”
“What can I do? I just lie in bed quietly, playing my bagpipes.”
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May/26/2015, 8:32 pm
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Sentinel23
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Jun/14/2015, 7:24 pm
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Messup434
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I have one but: *doesn't want to end up in The Lagoon*
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Jun/14/2015, 9:27 pm
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atimnie
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Save it for chat then.
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Jun/15/2015, 10:05 pm
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Pastor Rick
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Re: HEY mAN
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Suddenly he hears someone say, "Hey, nice tie!"
The man looks up to try to find out who said it, but no one was around.
"Hey! Nice shirt!"
The man looks up again, but there's nobody there.
"Hey! Nice suit!"
The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
The bartender replies, "It's not me; it's the complimentary peanuts."
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